The Corning Leader covers Eric Massa's announcement that he's going to draft a bill to stop Internet caps. The story contains this gem from Time-Warner's COO, Landel Hobbs:
When you go to lunch with a friend, do you split the bill in half if he gets the steak and you have a salad?
Hobbs forgot to mention that Time-Warner's plan is to charge as much for salad as it does now for steak.
Meanwhile, back in the non-Internet world, Massa recalls his days in the Navy when he was on patrol for pirates.