Another D&C Gem

Couldn't resist posting this one:

In this age of e-everything, the thank-you note is the unicorn of communication — a rarity.

Apparently the D&C's cost cuts have prompted them to start hiring six-year-old girls as staff writers, because that's the only group that thinks unicorns are "rare" rather than "nonexistent".


I often see unicorns after a few shots of Jack Daniels


I think you're taking the metaphor a bit too literally.