Couldn't resist posting this one:
In this age of e-everything, the thank-you note is the unicorn of communication — a rarity.
Apparently the D&C's cost cuts have prompted them to start hiring six-year-old girls as staff writers, because that's the only group that thinks unicorns are "rare" rather than "nonexistent".
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I often see unicorns after a few shots of Jack Daniels
Ha!
I think you're taking the metaphor a bit too literally.